15hypens:

in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

twistedsardonic:

#FOURTH WALL WHAT FOURTH WALL

queen-of-asgard-at-221b:

menophiliac:

thingsivemade:

Rochelle Ballantyne, 17, of Brooklyn is taking the chess world by storm. She is on the verge of becoming the first African-American female chess master…

Clutch Magazine, via Jezebel

FUCK YES

she has headphones in god bless

fr33kinmatt:

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

she is very talented.

crybabyloser:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

THANKS TO THIS TEXT POST I’VE STARTED SAYING HOT DIGGITY I SAY IT A LOT NOW OH MAN

did-you-kno:

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